SATURDAY HUMOR
TOP DEFINITION
1.Irritating old people who come down to Florida & Arizona from Northern states, drive like maniacs, and should be illegal.
2.disgusting old people from northern states who wear speedos . God help us all.
2.disgusting old people from northern states who wear speedos . God help us all.
Why don't we have a snowbird hunting season?
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Woman from the midwest that wear floppy hats from the 70's and Gold lamay Pool Bags and think they are in style
Men all have fat bellies, wear spandex swim suits and sandals
Any old or wealthy person who migrates to florida & arizona for the cold winter months. These individuals are notorious for bad driving, an undeserved sense of superiority and lack of fashion sense.
"Now it takes me 20 minutes longer to get to work in the morning because all these damn snow birds are clogging up the roads with their shitty driving"
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The couples names are just as bad Rosie & Rick, Jim & Judy, Dick & Dee
And they all like karaoke
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Elderly folk who escape from their cold native habitats to the warm and dry desert of Arizona from November-April every year. While local shopkeepers, innkeepers, and other employees of the service industry may tell them that their dollar is welcome, every native son and daughter of the desert prays for the day the temperature gets above 90 degrees. That is the point that people from the regions known as the Midwest, Canada, and the East Coast board their land barges, manufactured by companies such as Buick, Lincoln, and Winnebago and begin their trek back to the colder lands.
While the locals will tell the snowbirds that they are welcome, the are truly nothing more than intruders and interlopers in our fair desert home.
While the locals will tell the snowbirds that they are welcome, the are truly nothing more than intruders and interlopers in our fair desert home.
They make up for 1/2 of the traffic during their season, yet they find every loophole to keep their vehicles registered out of state,
thus forcing the locals to pay for all the damage that they cause to the road.
They carry an arrogant attitude that says "I'm spending my money here, treat me like royalty."
Snowbirds would be considered little more than a harmless nuisance if it were not for the fact that they are allowed to drive here in Arizona.
1. I went to the supermarket to get a gallon of Milk today, but it took me six hours because the Snowbirds in front of me argued over the expiration dates of their uncut coupons. They then proceeded to pay for their groceries with a check.
2. The snowbird paid for his $14 pizza delivery with unrolled change and did not tip the driver.
3. The snowbird did not see the light turn green, and sat still for the entirety of the light, despite the mile-long line of cars honking at her.
2. The snowbird paid for his $14 pizza delivery with unrolled change and did not tip the driver.
3. The snowbird did not see the light turn green, and sat still for the entirety of the light, despite the mile-long line of cars honking at her.
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Old people who make every restaurant in the states of florida & Arizona crowded from 2-10 p.m.
all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their asses don't have to deal with snow.
they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutely no idea how to drive a car.
all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their asses don't have to deal with snow.
they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutely no idea how to drive a car.
person 1: hey person 2, want to go get something to eat?
person 2: we can't, it's f**king snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck !
person 2: we can't, it's f**king snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck !
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